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It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs. CAST: Roger Horton: Jack Hunter Bachelor: Michael Strauss Bachelorette: Britt Migs Director: Gabrielle Williott Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Producer: Michael Strauss Writer: Britt Migs Editor: Bryan Slack Colorist: Rob Menzer Sound: James Azzaretti Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg Production Assistant: Jesse Eisemann 00:00 Body Shots 00:40 Hi I'm Roger 00:44 Horton's Babe-Arific Bachelorette Planning 1:00 Becca's Bach Bash 2:11 Why Do We Do this to ourselves 2:30 Men Have It Just as bad 3:00 Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag party planning 4:06 One Week Later 04:58 Men spend way more 05:25 Don't forget your bride tribe shirt 06:09 I've been Roger RESOURCES: - https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-average-bachelorette-party-costs-supplies-experiences-travel-2023-3 - https://nypost.com/2023/05/20/70-of-people-cheat-at-bachelor-or-bachelorette-parties/ - https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19521994/do-all-guys-cheat-at-bachelor-parties/ - https://www.theknot.com/content/bachelorette-party-statistics SUBSCRIBE HERE: bit.ly/43OXXTS CLICK HERE for more YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: http://bit.ly/3xO40d7 CLICK HERE for more (BRAND-NEW!!!) HONEST ADS: http://bit.ly/3lLoz7m CLICK HERE for MOVIES FOR ONLY $20: http://bit.ly/3XOUcdB CLICK HERE for more CANONBALL: http://bit.ly/3lYpi5a CLICK HERE for more WAIT A MINUTE… WHAT?: http://bit.ly/3kio5W6 Get more of this in the One Cracked Fact newsletter at https://cracked.com/newsletters! #bachelorparty #parody #comedy

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@NewMessage9 months ago Ok, but hear me out.... Imagine partying with Roger. 1351
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@MrJason89579 months ago "aside from domestic terror attacks, men are historically terrible planners." That was one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time. 863
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@joshuazane32109 months ago "What up, sluts?!" had me in tears. Roger has outstanding comedic delivery. 293
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@kobuseksteen4119 months ago For my bachelor's, my wife's 15y old brother came along, so we just went go Karting, played laser tag for hours and they covered me in temporary tattoos. Was absolutely amazing. Cost us like 20 bucks each. 618
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@asvalias9 months ago "start saving today for your destination divorce party" That is a bold statement! 233
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@phantom310179 months ago That’s why we had mine at my house. Chicken fingers, beer, and video games just left me with a full belly and slight headache. 228
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@247krisisheretoo9 months ago So we should definitely have a " if retail employees were honest" 455
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@farfaraway42859 months ago Can we just talk about how Roger looks smashing in that pink wig 117
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@fifthrider9 months ago In an internet filled with false narratives, it takes Roger to be the only man telling anyone the truth. Thank you Roger. 339
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@MorningRose3709 months ago "What's up, sluts?!" I about died. 22
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@inappropriatejohnson9 months ago Nailed it.....last one, and I mean the last BP I'll ever attend, was so embarrassing that I'm good for the rest of my days. And my friend is now divorced, of course. 87
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@DarkcIoud1111.9 months ago For my friend's bachelor party, we did an escape room, paint ball, ate at a fancy restaurant, and played poker at the decently sized Airbnb we stayed at. There was some drinking, but no one ever got completely wasted, never visited a strip club, and the planning was pretty well put together. ... 175
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@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans9 months ago I’m from New Orleans and I play music for a living, and I cannot stress how accurate this is. Lol I partied with those guys and girls. 89
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@arokh729 months ago Damn I did it all wrong. I just had a night of beer, pizza, and movies, at my brother's house with 2 mates. Sad when I think it was in 1997. Glad to say my wife and I are still happily married to this day :) 83
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@PokemonButcher9 months ago I don’t drink. 😅 I am either appreciated for being the designated sober person, or booed for not being enough “fun” 😆 16
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@jtl-en4yx9 months ago This is ridiculously accurate! Love how they mentioned the one or two sane responsible invitees in each party who are only invited to be DDs and babysitters who will spend the whole time mad and pissed off at the bachelor/ette and his/her idiot friends and spend the whole time in the other room on the phone to their SO telling them how pissed off they are! Also that stag logo is awesome! ... 45
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@ezg20009 months ago So is Roger saying bachelor parties isn't as fun as the movies. Another hollywood myth busted. 😅 475
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@marvincool37449 months ago ago
“Come to my party. Now here’s a school shopping list.” Parties that include homework are a bad sign. 23
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@pamelamays41869 months ago Suggestions. If baby showers/gende reveal parties were honest.
If children's birthday parties were honest. In many cases the parties are just a way for parents to show off for each other.
If reality dating shows were honest. Most of the couple that are created break up when their time on the show is done.
If movies about highschool were honest. In my highschool we never broke out into musical numbers. The Students in my highschool were real teenagers, not people pushing thirty who looked young for their age. There wasn't a mean girl clique. The jocks I knew were not big dumb oafs. There was no feuding amongst the different student social groups. Not everyone had perfect hair and perfect skin. No one person or clique "ruled the school". ... 69
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@Zooweemamad9 months ago I dread the day my friends start getting married and ask me to take a week off work and spend multiple paychecks for traveling and expensive dresses that I don’t even like for their marriage to some guy I might not even like lol ... 139
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@savage51289 months ago You don't need the wig or the hat in Nashville. PLENTY of shops here sell both. 58
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@LS-uj7oq8 months ago The exotic dancers would cross the street if they saw you coming towards them on the side walk. As a former stripper 100% yes 😂😂 9
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@pamelamays41869 months ago The one bachelorette party I went to was very tame. In attendance were the bride, her mother and her best friend. A grand total of four. We had snacks and played games. It was over by around eleven o'clock. 26
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@jaybirdjargon9 months ago My wife and I agreed to not have either. The night before our wedding she was at her mother's getting the last things prepped and I was home, probably playing Skyrim. 17
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@Kerorofan19909 months ago This is why when my brother got married, we just had an old-school game night (As in breaking out the N64) instead. 16
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@SolomonMagnus8198 months ago “aside from domestic terror attacks, men are historically terrible planners” 3
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@RadBunny22699 months ago This notion has al;ways been ridiculous. And flows from a point of view where getting married = taking on a ball & chain = one ‘lasts hurrah.” 11
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@Jessie_Helms8 months ago If I found out my fiancé hired a stripper the night before our wedding we wouldn’t have a wedding. 32
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@niteshades_promise9 months ago smoke enough weed to give a horse a panic attack hahhaahhahaah🤣 4
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@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs9 months ago What the hell is a "vajazzled" cowboy hat? 😆 Nother good one, Roger. 👍🏼 17
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@Inpreesme9 months ago Save a lot of money by not getting married, then you can save the rest of your money by not getting divorced. 211
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@seekthevisceral9 months ago Don't let those sincere Roger words and that soothing Roger voice fool you. It's all a ploy to have Horton dominate the party scene. 11
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@jazcc9 months ago Ok I will only go that crazy with Roger. My bachelorette night started with getting a makeover at Sephora, and having dinner with my closest friends. The most scandalous thing we did was to go to Babeland (a sex toys store) and make fun of the dildos. ... 29
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@AtheistPirate9 months ago Who WOULDN'T ruin a stable long-term relationship to get Rogered by Roger in a dive bar? 114
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@MicJaguar9 months ago It's all true. And don't forget the Marriage destination resort in Mexico where you get sick from anything out of a tap, venturing outside the resort is a 50/50 chance of a mugging or worse. Tourist trap things to do get you caught up in a five hour long trip to a five minute Zipline where food and water is going to cost you. One bottled water and a questionable PB&J is $20. ... 13
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@AldoHacha9 months ago The divorce party sounds actually interesting 19
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@jesserobinson209 months ago I am very fortunate that my wife wanted a lower key party and simpler wedding. She's awesome. 9
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@joshk.62469 months ago Roger looks pretty damn happy wearing that bride tribe garb. 3
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@princessmarlena13599 months ago Whenever I see vacation based, checklist of requirements, or multi-day bachelorette parties, I bail on the whole wedding altogether. 13
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@doctorprofesor38769 months ago Oh yeah, "Betrayal at the house on the hill" nights can be wild. 2
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@eaglescout19849 months ago "Dave's bachelor party TBD"
Yep, that dead on accurate for guys planning group activities. 3
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@jeffpearson18639 months ago LOL I walk out of my Bachelor Party. Stated walking home .22 miles. A friend took me home. Love my girl friend then love my wife now 33 years. Wanted nothing to do with that 7
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@brandonboewe61989 months ago I hosted my best friend's bachelor party last night. The groom, myself, and the other two groomsman played pool and went bowling and had a lovely dinner.
That being said, it sucked. 23
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@ToyKeeper9 months ago The last bachelor/bachelorette party I went to was a combined one where the bride and groom and 4 of the groom's friends went to a shopping mall for P.F.Chang's and a zombie movie, then went home. Not even sure why I was invited, since I barely knew them. It was really sad... but still better than the type Roger described. ... 24
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@bk-pk4wv9 months ago That man holding and looking at that beer in approval makes me trust him on everything and anything. Like if im sad or down and look at that clip, ill realize itll be okay. 5
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@IronicCliche8 months ago I've been to two bachelor parties. One was us staying in a hotel room and playing Sega Genesis. The other was everyone going to the friend's house and discussing the Free Masons. 3
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@johnsmith-ht3sy9 months ago In England men fly to Dublin, Eastern Europe cities, spend a lot on the weekend away and end up having an awful time. Good advice, do not go. 26
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@growngrownman59507 months ago When he said, "The Deer Hunter", PURE HILARITY!
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@michaeldowling62599 months ago Thankyou for making me feel good about being single 10
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@m.elizabeth03029 months ago I can’t watch Roger at night. I would be up all night, laughing. Love ya, Roger! 12
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@FreyaofCerberus9 months ago Maybe my friends and i are just terminally boring or perhaps we've managed to escape the sterotype because i've been to two bachelor parties and neither were expensive or insane. One we went to a steakhouse then an escape room followed by aqua golf. The other we went to an escape room then a bbq place, that one everyone got drunk but we just had d&m conversations till 2am and went home. No strippers, no sex workers, no drugs. And honestly we had a great time and had no regrets so i think we are winning. ... 8
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@Lordblow19 months ago Betrayal at the house on the hill, I love that game 4
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@NJBoden9 months ago Looks like they need some “Horton’s Hangover Hinderer”. 3
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@Rudster149 months ago Hearing Roger read the invitation was hilarious 3
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@Nbeastshorts9 months ago hello i'm roger,LEGENDARY LINES FROM A LEGENDARY PERSON 1
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@je196620089 months ago The solution to the bachelor party dilemma is simple; just combine your bachelor party WITH a domestic terrorist attack. The itinerary would be the following: first we'd practice shooting at the range, then build a few IEDs (unless you or one of your bros happen to have a few stored up in the basement, in which case you've saved yourself a step), destroy a meaningful target like the New York Stock Exchange or any university or college where degrees in women's studies are offered, then top off the evening by getting shitfaced hammered. The best part is, the FBI could never tie you to the act because you'all be too hung over the next morning to remember what you did. ... 10
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@aaronhpa9 months ago His power to drunk up people is one for the ages :o 3
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@jamestown83989 months ago And then someone posts a picture of you having a drunken affair on Facebook, your spouse finds out, and now your facing a divorce and your kids won't talk to you. 8
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@dekalb9 months ago This made me remember how when I used to go to clubs at least once a week back in the late 2000s/early 2010s, there was always at least one bachelorette party dragging one of their members out of the club. The person being dragged out was so drunk they were barely able to walk and/or talk, and more often than not this person was the bride. Sometimes I randomly think back to those times and wonder how many of those marriages are still together.
Edit: I also worked somewhere where we saw a lot of couples on their honeymoon. Every woman wearing a "Bride" or "Wifey" shirt would insist that they didn't buy that ridiculous shirt for themselves and "their friends bought it for them". ... 3
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@-skyandrainbows8 months ago Dude, I hope you’ll have your own stage and standup one day soon! You’re entertaining for all generations ❤ 2
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@Cookie-lw6ds9 months ago Wow, Betrayal at the House on the Hill. I love that board game. 2
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@katieandkevinsears77249 months ago We took my brother whitewater rafting on the New River for his bachelor party. Nearly drowned him in a class 4 rapid. Ahhh memories. 2
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@nichmiller42519 months ago Strip Club be damned. I bet Roger could make a Book Club fun. 2
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@clevelandmaker3869 months ago HA HA..... JOKES ON YOU ROGER... NOBODY LOVES ME ENOUGH TO MARRY ME.....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 3
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@yeaimzeus9 months ago Nashville being the destination is so accurate lmao 1
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@Nazmazh9 months ago Just starting the video, but I now have a really strong urge to play Betrayal at House on the Hill 5
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@nivoonairam89509 months ago BECCA! BECCA!! WHERE'S MY PHONE?? BECCA!!?? 2
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@CaraMarie139 months ago I went bar hopping in the afternoon with the rest of the bridesmaids. My friend wanted to do a spa day and i told her if i had to pay for that i would take it from the money i was giving her on her wedding day. 8
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@rpsnider859 months ago Mine was hilarious...hilarious in that we went out back and made a fire in the fire pit, just me and my brothers and 2 of my guy friends and drank beer, told jokes and funny stories, and then everyone went to bed around midnight because we had to be up early the next morning to go fishing lol. So hard-core. I'm a boring person though so I avoid going out at all costs, mostly because I hate people in general. ... 4
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@finnl68878 months ago For my friends bachelor party, i treated everybody to sushi them we bought chocolate wine and went back to his and the fiancees place and watched Hitcock movies together, which she joined us for. No exuberant partying needed ... 1
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@ericmoulot91489 months ago I just came to see the "Hi I'm Roger" part and give it yet another thumbs up! LoL!
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@roozief93498 months ago I normally hate YouTube-style satire however this man is a king at this huge respect and great talent working with him!! I'd love to work with this guy someday 1
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@FishFeelPain9 months ago Roger in that pink wig has made me laugh harder than I have in a month---TY 1
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@unionunicorn67769 months ago I hope “Destination Divorce Party” is next lol 2
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@Karen_McJudgerson8 months ago I went out to eat at chilis, shopping at target with my bridesmaids & friends for wedding/honeymoon stuff and then went to the skating rink for my bachelorette party. It was a blast! That was almost 13 years ago. I still recommend 😁 also afforadable! I probably spent more money than anyone else just because of my target trip. 😂 ... 2
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@floridamaninthewild7 months ago Last fling before the ring! I'll remember that one!
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@erikwilliams15629 months ago had me snortin on the train 😂
Roger speaks nothing but truths 1
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@matthiassventoest68009 months ago this writing is so well thought out.., hits solid points every time. 1
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@scotttyson6079 months ago I would love to be a part of Roger Hortons batchelor party. 6
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@DTTooTalllast month It’s crazy what movie edits and montage music can do lol
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@Jeorin9 months ago Ooooh! Betrayal at House on the Hill! Good board game choice.
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@animn73869 months ago Is it me or does Rog look good in that wig?!😅 3
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@y_fam_goeglyd9 months ago Thank gawd I am waaay past these things!
This whole channel should be part of the national curriculum. Maybe bleeped in parts to stop the teacher from blushing 🤣 2
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@GlyphidGuard9 months ago Wow I'm not late to video, amazing video Roger! 2
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@disneyprincessintraining27259 months ago I almost got to go to my husbands bachelor party! They shot guns at a shooting range, he looked so happy! His best man kept sending me photos of the party! I’m betting they’re in the 30% of people who were honest with their partners because I kept getting photos of everything! 😂 ... 2
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@RealMenWorshipZeus9 months ago Roger, you national treasure sonofabitch, you've done it again!👏 1
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@Otakupatriot1178 months ago It's nice to know I wasn't prudish all those times I thought it was insane to have a tradition where the night before getting married you come as close as you can to cheating while still being able to get away with it. ... 1
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@terribletrench9 months ago Went to a combined bachelor/bachelorette party. The bride made it about herself and her friends and the groom and his friends hanged back and drank beer and played pool for awhile. 1
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@mynotificationsareoff.4009 months ago I plan on taking my friend to a nearby town that has incredible spas and natural hot springs. We’re going to pamper it up hard, because she is so frugal she would never spend her money on herself like that. Thankfully I have two years to save up:) ... 1

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